17 December 2008

SkyMall Is Now On My Hit List

SkyMall has come out with their 2008 catalog. They have got some weird ass shit like a double umbrella, a marshmallow gun, and a liquor accelerator.

And just as I thought things couldn't get stranger, I fucking saw this...

It's called the Slanket. THE SLANKET! It's a rip off the Snuggie. What the fuck!? Is there really that big of a demand for sleeved blankets that we need two companies fighting for our sleeved blanket dollars!?

You know, there is this girl that work's with Mandar and Pandora, now she's not a Slanket, but I would definitely call her a Skanklet! Hahaha. She's ripe for parody!

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Mandar Malum said...

I can't believe we now have a Snuggie and a slanket... disappointing indeed.

all of those products were horrible. I can't believe the embellished Bible... as if Christianity hasn't sold out enough.

Asylum Seeker said...

A "liquor accelerator"? I think that I am officially prepared to die now, since I have now seen all things that ever could be.