I Challenge You!!!

I challenge you to listen all the way through the following two videos from Bollywood sensation Aishwarya Rai and not have the dying urge to jump out of your chair and shake your booty! Really! LISTEN! AHHH! GODZILLA!

I'm Really Into Asian Chicks...

Especially right now. But not like that! Dirty minds! But for some reason I am all over music from Asian artists. First I was plotzing over Utada Hikaru's new CD and now I'm totally into this new girl from Korea named Boa Kwon. She's got a lot more sass than old Hungfutada. Check out her first English single below. Oh and yes, now we're beginning to tread into the waters of guilty pleasure. Man, if I were straight, I would totally beat off to her.

She Will Love You Long Time!

No, I'm not cracking some racial joke. Well... maybe a little (She actually does say that she "will love you long time" in one of her songs). But seriously, I downloaded Utada Hikaru's second English CD called This Is The One and it's actually really amazing. Her first CD Exodus was an unexpected gem in my CD collection and I'm more than satisfied with her sophomore English effort. At first I was a little afraid because I wasn't thrilled with her first single called "Come Back To Me." The most I listened to it the more it grew on me though. See video below.



Aww. Wouldn't they make an adorable blasian baby... Anywho! I decided to give the CD a chance anyhow and from the very first song I was into it. It feels very modern Japanese and very Western at the same time. It's very pop and hip hoppy and dancey. If she wasn't so damn talented you might call this a guilty pleasure but I feel no guilt listening to this.

If you haven't heard any of Utada, you will find the best stuff below. Below is her first single from her first English CD, Exodus. It's called "Easy Breezy" and yes she is saying "You're easy breezy and I'm Japanesey."



Now below this is Utada performing my favorite song from Exodus called "Kremlin Dusk". Now, it starts out slow but it really speeds up and it just breathtaking. She's absolutley amazing live.



This next video is her second single for Exodus called "You Make Me Want To Be A Man."



Now if your wondering what she sounds like in Japanese... AMAZING!



So if your interested in her new CD. Below you can preview a couple of tracks thanks to some videos I found on YouTube. The songs are as follows, "Apple & Cinnamon", "Dirty Desire", "On and On", and "Crying Like A Child."



Ugh! She's just so damn cute and Asian! Oh yeah, and Gwen Stefani's Harijuku girls can just go eat their hearts out. They ain't got shit on Hikki!

Random Images 2

Like I said in Random Images 1, sometimes I save images for one reason or another and never do anything with them until I clean up my desktop and find them again. Here are a few.

Fa La Fucking La, La La La La

You've Come A Long Way Baby...

My my my! How things have changed. I've been a huge fan of Shakira and still am. Lately however, she hasn't had anything new out for a while so I haven't listened to her in a while. Well the other night at Pandora's we watched a few videos on her Wii and one of them was "Whenever Wherever" which totally got me into a Shakira kick. She's changed a lot over the ages and I think these next videos really show that.

"Esta Noche Voy Contigo Bailar" - 1991
(Tonight We're Gonna Dance)

"Ojos Asi" - 1999
(Eyes Just So)

"Las De La Intuición" - 2006
(Those With Intuition)

I would totally go straight for Shakira! Oh yeah, what the fuck is up with the elephant in the first video?

International Music Expo

Here are just a few of the international music stars that are rocking my ipod. This music is way better than the shit being pumped out of America. Sample at your own risk. It's all pretty addictive.

Tarkan "Hup"
Turkey


Sarbel "Takse Mou"
Greece


Anna David "Fick Dich"
Denmark


Nightwish "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Finland/Sweden


t.A.T.u. "220"
Russia

Meet Adolf Kitler

Apparently there is this site online called Cats That Look Like Hitler. We've got two cats that look like Hilter outside but they are too shy to get their picture taken. Here is a great example of what they call a Kitler.

"Eat Me Out! Eat Me Out!"

So Saturday we left the house for Columbus to see Margaret Cho’s Beautiful tour. First we stopped at Pandora’s and met her mustache. Then we left, hoping to eat at the Truckstop on 13/71, which had its windows bordered up and was closed. Quite depressing. So instead we continued on until we got to Columbus and decided to try out “Red Robin.” I had the Italian burger and it was amazing. They also had bottomless fries.


Then we went to the mall and I had to pee really badly. After that we purchased the paperback version of The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. Then we went into this amazing international store where I swear I could have spent a million dollars.

Then we finally got to the parking garage and went into the show. To my surprise there were actually drinks and everything there. The opening guy sucked… bad. And then Cho came on and it was amazing. Here are a few jems I remember.

“I fucking hate Sarah Palin. I wanna fingerbang some sense into her… at least until her hair comes down.”

“I would lick her pussy but it’s frozen. I’d get my tongue stuck to it.”

“What kinda fucking experience does she have? (In Sarah Palin voice) Oh well geez, I guess we’ll have a snow day.”

“These pants are so tight, that the other day I farted and it came out the front. It’s like a mini-applause.”

“I love penis but I don’t like it when its way too small or way too big; especially when it’s just like a little head and a lot of bush. You know when its looks like a little mushroom in the grass. Oh look! It must have rained last night. Don’t eat it! It might be poisonous. I also hate when it’s long and thin… like, whatdya gonna do with that? Check my oil!?”

“The problem with John McCain is that he’s so old that he doesn’t make jizz anymore, he makes glue.”

“I hate when you find that mold on balls. I’m just like, clean it and I’ll suck it! Clean it and I’ll suck it. No! I said clean it! And I’ll suck it. Oh just wipe it on the drapes.”

“I was getting fucked from behind by my boyfriend once and he’s got the loooongest balls. They were like swinging up and hitting my in the face. Knocked the cigarette right out of my mouth! Gave me a black eye once!”

“The pope is so mean. He’s just so fucking mean… I think he was in Slytherin.”

“Christians hated Brokeback Mountain which I don’t understand why because I went and saw Passion of the Christ and I was just like, Oh Jesus! Say your safety word! Say yellow!”

“I love Jesus because he is such a bottom.”

“My clit is like my on button. (Bending over and making boop noise) Clearly my clit is a Mac clit. I don’t know how a Windows PC vagina sounds. And my anus. That’s like my emergency shut down button. You gonna lose all unsaved changes if push that.”

"I realize that all the shit with Britney Spears went down when she let somebody take a picture of her pussy. Its like, when they take a picture of your pussy, they steal your pussy's soul. Don't let them take a picture of your pussy."

"When I saw them taking Britney out of her house handcuffed to a stretcher I was like, Oh girl! I been there before."

She ended the night with her own song called, "Eat Me Out." The whole song was pretty much her shouting "Eat Me Out!" Well that’s as much as I can remember for now. This was so much more funnier than her last two and I was so relieved. Ever since Notorious CHO, there has been a steady decline in the amount of laughs I’ve been getting and I was worried that I was just growing out of her humor. But this one so fucking hilarious, nearly on part with Notorious CHO, which is surprising considering that she pretty much talked about pimmel and pussy the entire time.

Believe It Or Not, I Really Like It

I know Pandora will judge and won't even watch the video... but I like it!

My Favorite Types Of Pussy

Nasty Dirty Pussy

Sweet Sugary Pussy

Super Flying Pussy

Mexican Jumping Pussy

Fat Squishy Pussy