I Must Have A Twin...

Mandar and I went into town yesterday (to get Starfy and a milkshake) and I was asked the strangest thing while in the drive-thru at the ... um, drive-thru.

"No cheesy today!?"

I was like... "Um... excuse me?"

Apparently she swore that I came through all the time and got cheese covered fries. I hadn't been to that drive-thru for months. And I've never purchased cheese covered fries.

But this wasn't the first time. About a year ago at the Wal-Mart down the street I was abruptly stopped by some tall black guy who said to me, "Hey! Mark! Long-time no see!"

I was like, "Um... I'm not Mark."

He laughed, "Oh man, you're such a kidder. You and Sabrina still together?"

WHAT THE FUCK!

So I'm convinced I have a twin in town.

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And what's the point of the titties above? Well, on Penn & Teller's they have tits in every single episode and it works for them... Plus when I typed in 'twins' in google this image came up.

My New Favorite Quote

"America is a lot like Jessica Simpson; she's pretty dumb and sometimes embarrasses you... but damn look at them titties!" - Bill Maher

Boob Of The Week 2

This week's boob of the week is the left boob of the Venus of Willendorf. This busty beauty is from Austria and is around 23,000 years old. It was discovered in 1908 by Josef Szombathy. Very little is known about it's origin or it's synificance. It is believed by paleontologists to be a symbol of the ideal fertile woman at the time (clearly we have a different idea today). By creationists, it is believed to be the workings of the devil, seeing as the world is only about 6000 years old, right? Hmm, Bible says the earth is 6000 years old. Venus of Willendorf is 23,000 years old. Hmm...

Boob Of The Week

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