25 October 2008

Focas On Your Own Fucking Family


Okay, so this douche-worthy group that asked peopled to pray so that Obama's campaign would be flooded have done it again. They have compiled a list of (terrible) things that will happen if Obama wins. I'd like to touch on a few.

* Gay marriage is declared a Constitutional right.
- As it should be.

* The Boy Scouts of America is forced to “hire homosexual scoutmasters and allow them to sleep in tents with young boys.” They choose to disband instead of following those orders.
- The Boy Scouts of America won't be disbanding anytime soon. There are only a few small times when a gay person wants to be involved. They make it out as if gays are just dying to join the boy scouts. I sincerely doubt anything like this will even come close to happening.

* Gender identity is part of a mandatory curriculum for first graders, including the “goodness of homosexuality” as a potential personal choice.
- No it won't. This is pure bullshit.

* Christian schools are shut down because of anti-discrimination laws.
- No they won't. This is bullshit and scare tactics.

* Christian parents have trouble adopting children because of their “narrow” and “dangerous” views on religion.
- No they won't. Adoption centers are looking for couples who can provide safe and stable homes.

* Same-sex couples working in your Christian-owned company must receive equal benefits.
- Would a Christian-owned company even hire a gay person?

* The Bible can no longer be preached over the airwaves because it is considered hate speech.
- Hate speech is protected by the first amendment. You can hate hate hate all you want. It's when you say that you're gonna do bad shit that you've committed a crime.

* Doctors who refuse to provide “artificial insemination for lesbian couples” will lose their licenses.
- Any doctor can refuse to provide care for any patient for anything.

* Ditto with counselors who refuse to counsel same-sex couples, including those professionals who work in churches.
Very few gay people give a damn about churches.

* Churches must allow gay weddings on their property or risk losing their tax-exempt status.
- Churches can turn away anybody from having a wedding on their property, gay or straight, white or black.

* Churches must not discriminate against gay people when they hire staff (with the exception of Senior Pastor).
- Hello, again, very very few gay people give a damn about church. Don't they realize that only about 6-7% of men are gay! Not 50%!

* Gays are allowed in the military.
- Gays are already allowed in the military, just not openly.

* High school students are not allowed to worship at the Pole or gather for Bible studies.
- Where the fuck do they even get these ideas!?

* College Christian groups are no longer allowed on university property.
- Again! What the fuck.

* “Under God” is removed from the Pledge of Allegiance.
- This is such a petty bullshit thing to even care about on both grounds.

* Christian doctors and nurses are forced to participate in or perform abortion procedures.
- Again, any doctor can refuse to service anybody for any reason.

* Sexual acts are allowed to be seen on TV all hours of the day. Porn magazines are visibly displayed on newsstands everywhere.
- I just can't even begin to ask where in the fuck they get these ideas. Do they really think that all non-Christian people are DYING to see people fucking on T.V. all the time.

* Your right to own a gun is taken away.
- The second amendment protects your gun, hillbilly.

* If you home-school your children, you must teach from a state-approved (non-Christian) curriculum. As a result, many Christian parents move to Australia and New Zealand.
- I'll pay for your ticket... because home-schooled kids should be taught non-Christian curriculum.

* Our troops are withdrawn from Iraq (after which, terrorists take over the unprotected country).
- What the fuck!?

* Illegal wiretapping is put to an end. Terrorist bombs go off in several American cities.
- So what... illegal wiretapping is a good thing apparently?

* We now have universal health care.
- Oh no!

* We go into a prolonged recession.
- Haha, Bush already got that done.

* The budget deficit skyrockets despite taxes on the wealthy.
- The budget deficit already has.

* Christian publishers are no longer allowed to distribute books in major bookstores.
- Anybody can distribute their books to any bookstores.

* Criminal and civil charges are filed against “nearly every Bush administration official who had any involvement with the Iraq war.”
- Good!

What makes me laugh is the fact that these people think more about gay guys than gay guys think about gay guys.

3 comments:

Mandar Malum said...

Like I've said before, many of these things should happen, and the other stuff, i swear the just pulled out of their asses...

Elle said...

As far as I know, doctors retain the right to refuse to treatment unless the patient's health is in immediate danger. Which could leave a very, very small chance that they would be forced to perform an abortion to save the life of the mother.

As far as the rest of it, where do they come up with this crap?

Asylum Seeker said...

"As far as the rest of it, where do they come up with this crap?"

Never underestimate the power of paranoia.

Also: I second the word "bullshit" in describing these little concerns of "Focus on the Family". When did "family" become a euphemism for "your sex life" anyway?