15 November 2008

My New Favorite Quote


"America is a lot like Jessica Simpson; she's pretty dumb and sometimes embarrasses you... but damn look at them titties!" - Bill Maher

2 comments:

Mandar Malum said...

hahaha, i still don't get it.

Asylum Seeker said...

Yeah, I also don't know what "titties" is supposed to be an analogue to. Monetary "assets"? Incompetent "boobs"? We've got both in spades, but I am not sure which of the two that particular term is supposed to be a reference to. I am just assuming that it is supposed to be a humorous non-sequitur, because 1. it is easier, and 2. those are almost impossible to determine without knowing the tone that the joke was told in.

Also: man, Jessica is hot. Sexiest lobotomy patient ever.