Mandar and I went into town yesterday (to get Starfy and a milkshake) and I was asked the strangest thing while in the drive-thru at the ... um, drive-thru.
"No cheesy today!?"
I was like... "Um... excuse me?"
Apparently she swore that I came through all the time and got cheese covered fries. I hadn't been to that drive-thru for months. And I've never purchased cheese covered fries.
But this wasn't the first time. About a year ago at the Wal-Mart down the street I was abruptly stopped by some tall black guy who said to me, "Hey! Mark! Long-time no see!"
I was like, "Um... I'm not Mark."
He laughed, "Oh man, you're such a kidder. You and Sabrina still together?"
WHAT THE FUCK!
So I'm convinced I have a twin in town.
And what's the point of the titties above? Well, on Penn & Teller's they have tits in every single episode and it works for them... Plus when I typed in 'twins' in google this image came up.