14 August 2009

I Must Have A Twin...


Mandar and I went into town yesterday (to get Starfy and a milkshake) and I was asked the strangest thing while in the drive-thru at the ... um, drive-thru.

"No cheesy today!?"

I was like... "Um... excuse me?"

Apparently she swore that I came through all the time and got cheese covered fries. I hadn't been to that drive-thru for months. And I've never purchased cheese covered fries.

But this wasn't the first time. About a year ago at the Wal-Mart down the street I was abruptly stopped by some tall black guy who said to me, "Hey! Mark! Long-time no see!"

I was like, "Um... I'm not Mark."

He laughed, "Oh man, you're such a kidder. You and Sabrina still together?"

WHAT THE FUCK!

So I'm convinced I have a twin in town.

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And what's the point of the titties above? Well, on Penn & Teller's they have tits in every single episode and it works for them... Plus when I typed in 'twins' in google this image came up.

3 comments:

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

Internet searches are highly educational. Once when my wife and I returned from China she did a search looking for where to find a particular leafy vegetable that she liked over there.

She typed 'Asian vegetable' in the search field.

From the other room I heard "OH MY GOD!"...

mac said...

I like the twins. Butterfly kisses all around :-)

The story is funny. I had a twin in West Virginia, not really, but those folks really thought I was him.
What's funny is his name was MARK too !?!
It would seem a few of the guys didn't like Mark much. I recieved several "where the hell have you been" remarks followed by "Sure you're not, MotherFucker". I was almost frightened, these were scary guys..all Deliverence-y and such.

I did, however let the pretty lady, who thought I was Mark, believe it. Who knows, maybe it could've gone somewhere had I stayed in town longer :-)

Mandar Malum said...

It is strange... I would agree that you must have a twin in town...