14 January 2009

What's Scary Is That They Actually Believe This Shit

I found a great top twenty list of quotes from some fantastic Christians. Here are a few of the best.

“Multiculturalism in America should ONLY mean we have choices of eating Chinese food, Indian food, Thai food, French food, etc...”

“God does not want us not to use common sense.”

“Wouldn’t it be great if the troops were all handed out bibles as part of their protection gear?”

“ALL viruses are good for human beings, but sad to say, the human being immune systems were wrecked/weakened by sin, then, these viruses are become dangerous.”

“The teachers of evolution (unwittingly, at least usually) encourage dishonesty, murder, rape, stealing, etc..."

"Freedom of religion was to be able to worship the true God of heaven without the interference of government telling us how to. It was so we could worship the ONE true God, the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob, and not the god of Ishmael, as Islam holds to, or one of the many gods of the Hindus. Yes, we are in the end times and the fight is between light and darkness, right and wrong, God and the devil. Those who choose God are on the winning side and will have the ultimate victory! Praise God!”

“When you throw Human Logic and Reasoning out the window and just believe God, things become much, much clearer.”

“I think that most dancing arouses feelings that young (or old, for that matter) people should not have. My personal opinion is that only married people should dance.”

“My personal life has become more stressful lately. Gays are a primary reason for it. I don’t have health insurance because of Gays. My marriage has been under a lot of stess and the homosexuals are making that worse."

“Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women."

“Homosexuals and Jews are alot alike. Ever seen a poor fag? Didn’t think so… That’s why they both hate The Bible, because they’re both abomonations. Jews killed Jesus, fags would’ve just fucked him to death.”

"Deep down, all those so called atheists believe in God and fear divine retribution for denying the Lord’s existence."

"Atheists try to say that man made God. How STUPID can you get, how can something make the thing that made it?"

"I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it’s part of god’s creation, if it appears that there’s an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live.”

And finally, this one is particularly stupid...

“The people in this country may be diverse, but only one God exists– and Jesus is not of Middle Eastern descent.”



Mandar Malum said...

Wonderful quotes, I must agree! I am beginning to understand their way of thought... To be religious is to be ignorant.

Asylum Seeker said...

Oh, that isn't even the tip of the iceberg. Go to Fundies Say The Darndest Things. Look around for a few minutes. 20 quotes can't do the site justice. Your eyes will be bleeding in 10 minutes flat, I swear. It happened to a guy I know.

Asylum Seeker said...

And, WTF!? I think the thirteenth one is paraphrasing a terrible joke made by Dane Cook (which I briefly ranted about a month or so on my blog). Retarded.

pboyfloyd said...

That last one is so deliberately ignorant I can only imagine that it was an intro to a Country and Western song, for good ol' boys only.

And(I'm thinkint) that song probably went somethin' like this:-

"Oh, Jesus was a 'Markin Man, he wore red, white and blue,

Today he'd be our president if it weren't for them Jew,

We'd round up all then atheists and put them into camps,

'Cos your with us or agin' us and we don't wear no fancy pants!

(spoken)Did ya hear that queers, it'd be 'open-season on you fellas all year long, Yee Haw!


Oh Jesus is my saviour, he was born in Arkansas,

Where I first read the Bible with my mom and my grampaw,

If you won't believe me, scuz yer ignerunt 'n proud

Come right on down to visit us, we'll stomp you in the ground.

(spoken) Yep, ol' Jesus said to turn the other cheek, so's we could get a better shot at you! Yee haw.

(I think you'all get the idea there)