28 August 2008
Well God Does Have Bad Aim...
A few weeks again this douche from evangelical group Focus of the Family urged Christian's across A'mur'ica to prayer for rain. Not just drizzle... but pouring rain Of biblical proportions. He wanted us to pray specifically for rain on the night that Senator Barack Obama makes his acceptance speech. What complete and total bullshit. If prayer actually worked, I'd be mad. Of course, once he started getting some slack from people for asking for such a stupid thing to be done in the name of God, suddenly it became a joke to him. It was "boyish humor." Whatever. Anywho, so here are, the day before Obama is gonna make his speech in an open air auditorium... and check out tomorrow's weather forecast for Denver, CO.
Looks like God is gonna Barack the Vote this November. Which brings me to another point. Hurricane Gustav is set to hit New Orleans on Monday, possibly devastating the already destroyed city. What great events starts Monday you say? The Republican Nation Convention!? Wow, God must have bad aim. Or maybe this is more punishment. After all, Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for allowing a lesbian (Ellen Degeneres) to live there. Perhaps this is now God's pissy ass attitude for allowing Ellen to get married. You would think an all knowing all powerful being would simply take out Ellen. Oh no, he wants to take out everybody but Ellen, to punish us for allowing her to live. Wow, talk about a pissy God.
Below: CNN Reports On 'Pray For Rain on August 28th'