28 February 2009

How Fucking Petty... (Small Short Rant!)

Okay, just ahead of time, before I start this short little rant, I'm gonna warn you that this is a very petty rant over nothing. The real reason I'm putting this down is because I wanna look back at this one day and laugh. So after reading, don't be surprised if you say to yourself, "Oh come on, how fucking petty..."

I'm at work one day on drive-thru window. This guy pulls up and orders and at the very end says, "Oh and can I add a medium order of tater tots?"

I replied, "I'm sorry, we don't actually carry tater tots."

He paused and then said to the person in the passenger seat, "He says they don't have taters tots."

I heard a woman say to him under her breath, "Are you kidding? I've been getting tater tots here since I was little. When the hell did they get rid of them?"

Okay, KFC has never EVER EVER carried tater tots....

Part of me thought that just maybe, despite their seriousness, that this was all a joke. They pull up and it's a man and woman in their late thirties with a couple of young kids in the back. The woman looked annoyed and man looked confused. They said nothing about the tots again and moved right along without a problem.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!! I mean, okay, I know, they don't work at KFC but what on GOD'S GREEN EARTH made them THINK that KFC has EVER carried tater tots. I only know of one fast food chain that carries tater tots and that's Sonic and they just recently came up from the south. Sonic has only been in Ohio for like, 5 years or so.

I know, I know, I know. What a petty rant but jesus fucking christ people!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

13 comments:

Tit for Tat said...

Man you need to chill. Tater Tots? Dont you have something more important to worry about, like whether or not you are saved. ;)

The Maze Monster said...

Like I said. This was a petty rant that I posted because I wanted to look back on this and laugh one day that it annoyed me so much.

No, I don't worry about if I'm saved or not. I find it hard to believe that if God does exist that he would give me existence and then expect me to finish up the job by getting saved. Sounds like God's just lazy to me.

Do you really honestly think that God only gives paradise to those who are "saved" ? I mean, even if we count every single Christian as "saved" that still means a extremely small minority of people who have ever existed end up in heaven. To me, sounds like God's a petty asshole.

Come on Tit for Tat. You believe in God so I'll meet you here. God gave you a reasoning mine. Why would he give you reason and logic only to ask you to throw it out the window to believe in him. Really?

Tit for Tat said...

;)

I dont believe in the Christian idea(or any religious) of G-d. I just felt like poking you a bit. You seemed like you needed some loving lol.

Mandar Malum said...

i always find it annoying that people have the gull to argue with employees with what they carry.

pboyfloyd said...

You should have grabbed a handfull of menus and stuffed them in her mouth!

Followed by, "READ and learn you stupid BITCH, reading is fundamental!"

Or, you could have ran out, opened her door and dragged her out of the car, and while beating the hell out of her, been shouting, "How do you like THEM Tater Tots, bitch? No extra charge!"

No jury in the land would have convicted you!

The Maze Monster said...

hahahaha. well you got me. i assumed you were a bible belter and I got my anti-Christian light saber out. lol it was a fun little rant there lol.

The Maze Monster said...

Holy GOD pboyfloyd! You've got some angry tater tot issues.

Bobby said...

"Do you really honestly think that God only gives paradise to those who are "saved" ? I mean, even if we count every single Christian as "saved" that still means a extremely small minority of people who have ever existed end up in heaven."

That's right!

Matthew 7:13-14
13"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.

And everyone that claims to be Christain is not. So that leaves even fewer of us.

You will know if they are "real" Christians by their fruits, of the Spirit of God that is.

Too many people go to church, call themselves Christians, claim to be saved and go back out into the world and act just like them. I see many in my church just like that. That is not a Christian. You can't be a Christian and act like the rest of the world.

The Maze Monster said...

I agree with you Bobby that very few "Christians" actually do what the bible says to do. However, I can't imagine that a loving god would create faulty humans and the punish the majority of them for his mistake.

Mandar Malum said...

if god is knows everything, then why would he put the tree in the garden when he already knew what would happen? that seems like a human flaw, not the flaw of a god...

Bobby said...

Mander,
I can't answer that but what I do know is that all will be revealed to all in the end.

That Noah thing is hard to grasp as well but as a Christian I have to have faith that He wrote the bible through men and those words are correct and true. I have a lot of questions for Him when I get there.

The Maze Monster said...

Faith is a belief against evidence. Will you at least meet me half way on this? Lets say God exists... then he created me and you and everyone with a reason based mind to seek evidence. When your daughter tells you a horse is in her bedroom. I'm willing to bet that you won't believe her until you see the horse in the room.

So what is it? God created you to demand reason before believing but abandons that principle when it comes to a belief in him?

Tell you what. If the day comes that your wife is raped and killed, just have faith that it was an accident. Against all evidence, just have faith. It's so much easier that way.

Bobby said...

Against what evidence? Let’s talk about DNA.
Like a computer disk, DNA has no intelligence. The complex, purposeful codes of this “master program” could only have originated outside itself. In the case of a computer program, the original codes were put there by an intelligent being, a programmer. Likewise, for DNA, it seems clear that intelligence must have come first, before the existence of DNA. Statistically, the odds are enormously in favor of that theory. DNA bears the marks of intelligent manufacture.

Chemist Dr.Grebe: “That organic evolution could account for the complex forms of life in the past and the present has long since been abandoned by men who grasp the importance of the DNA genetic code.”

Researcher and mathematician I.L. Cohen:
“At that moment, when the DNA/RNA system became understood, the debate between Evolutionists and Creationists should have come to a screeching halt. …the implications of the DNA/RNA were obvious and clear. Mathematically speaking, based on probability concepts, there is no possibility that Evolution was the mechanism that created the approximately 6,000,000species of plants and animals we recognize today.”

During all recorded human history, there has never been a substantiated case of a living thing being produced from anything other than another living thing.

As yet, Evolutionism has not produced a scientifically credible explanation for the origin of such immense complexities as DNA, the human brain, and many other complex elements of the cosmos.

It is highly premature for materialists to claim that all living things evolved into existence, when science has yet to discover how even one protein molecule could actually have come into existence by natural processes.

There is no scientific proof that life did (or ever could) evolve into existence from non-living matter. Further, there is substantial evidence that spontaneous generation is impossible. Only DNA is known to produce DNA. No chemical interaction of molecules has even come close to producing this ultra-complex code which is so essential to all known life.

One chemist has calculated the immense odds against amino acids ever combining to form the necessary proteins by undirected means. He estimated the probability to be more than 10 to the 67th to 1 (1067:1) against even a small protein forming by time and chance, in an ideal mixture of chemicals, in an ideal atmosphere, and given up to 100 billion years (an age 10 to 20 times greater than the supposed age of the Earth). Mathematicians generally agree that, statistically, any odds beyond 1 in 10 to the 50th (1:1050) have a zero probability of ever happening (“and even that gives it the benefit of the doubt!”).

Various highly qualified researchers feel they have scientifically proved, beyond question, that the proteins needed for life could never have come into existence by chance or any natural processes.

Evolutionist Michael Denton:
“The complexity of the simplest known type of cell is so great that it is impossible to accept that such an object could have been thrown together suddenly by some kind of freakish, vastly improbable, event. Such an occurrence would be indistinguishable from a miracle.”

Famed researcher Sir Fred Hoyle is in agreement with Creationists on this point. He has reportedly said that supposing the first cell originated by chance is like believing “a tornado sweeping through a junk-yard might assemble a Boeing 747 from the materials therein.”

Sorry Maze, I have to believe that we were designed, by God. He is the only “programmer” that could produce the complexity we call life.