So I went looking for a nice polo shirt today and I had to poop. So I went into the bathroom and found some of the best graffiti I have ever seen. Enjoy it below. Oh and try spot the spelling error.
Best bathroom graffiti I've ever seen: -Scrawling that posed a question to the janitor about how much he will be paid to clean it, followed by "gotta love capitalism". Other graffiti in the same stall has been cleaned up, but that one has remained. -The phrase "Republicans Suck" on a door for the stall, and a long-ass rant about how such a statement is not a good argument or a way to start a conversation on the adjacent wall written by another person. Bathroom stall graffiti: Serious business. -And the phrase "Wu Tang" carved into the toilet paper dispensers in every male bathroom stall in a building.
Runners up include a small poem about taking a crap, and a statement musing about how internet comments are like graffiti. I believe that there is ample evidence now that he was not wrong about that similarity...
I am a black rainbow. I am an ape of God. I've got a face that made for doing violence upon. I'm a teen distortion. I survived abortion. I'm a rebel from the waist down.
"People are always going on about, how did September 11th change you? Well here's how it changed me; lets all stop being so damned respectful." ~ Richard Dawkins
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." ~ Gene Roddenberry
"Seek knowledge from the cradle to the grave." ~ Prophet Muhammad
5 comments:
I spotted the error! What more can you expect from the people around here?
What no phone numbers to call for a "great BJ"?
I know! WTF! I was so needing one right then!
Best bathroom graffiti I've ever seen:
-Scrawling that posed a question to the janitor about how much he will be paid to clean it, followed by "gotta love capitalism". Other graffiti in the same stall has been cleaned up, but that one has remained.
-The phrase "Republicans Suck" on a door for the stall, and a long-ass rant about how such a statement is not a good argument or a way to start a conversation on the adjacent wall written by another person. Bathroom stall graffiti: Serious business.
-And the phrase "Wu Tang" carved into the toilet paper dispensers in every male bathroom stall in a building.
Runners up include a small poem about taking a crap, and a statement musing about how internet comments are like graffiti. I believe that there is ample evidence now that he was not wrong about that similarity...
I saw a good one on last weekends trip to Florida, somewhere in the pits of a Georgia hell hole of a Truck-stop:
Captains log;
Star Date 05172009. Just beamed down to take a shit.
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