To Be A Pokemon Master!

I'm going to be a Pokemon Master! I'm going to master all the games available to play on the Nintendo DS from all four Generations of Pokemon... all leading up to Pokemon Black and White coming next Spring!

I have completed LeafGreen and am now working on HeartGold.

I shall go in this order.

• LeafGreen
• HeartGold
• Emerald
• Pearl
• FireRed
• SoulSilver
• Sapphire
• Diamond
• Ruby
• Platinum
• White
• Black

Below is my Team from LeafGreen: Blastoise, Primeape, Raichu, Exeggutor, Ninetales, Aerodactyl.
Look out Pokemon, here I come!

Bumper Sticker Stupids!

I hate when i see this shit.... and this is real. While on lunch today I ran to bank to deposit Mike's bonus check as well as stop at Wendys for a nummy tripple with cheese, I came across this...

I don't get the need to express one's point of view in bumber sticker form. Okay, I'm all for politcal candidates but all this shit is all about abortion and the rapture. Do they really think they are changing minds with this?

One bumper sticker is bad enough... but this is just nucking futs!

Tarkan Is Real(er) Than God

I can't stand it when people say things like, "I have a relationship with God... it's not a religion."

No... It is.

You believe in a being that one cannot smell, touch, taste, see, or hear. The being is all powerful and perfect... except for all those mistakes he made... which were was all about of it plan... so he could get his only son killed... which doesn't make sense because if he's God then we're all his sons and daughters and therefore he obviously had billions of children.

To say you have a relationship with God is like saying I have a relatinoship with Tarkan. No matter what I may delude myself into thinking, Tarkan and I do not speak, touch, taste, see, or hear eachother. For all I know Tarkan isn't real. He's certainly "realer" than God. But maybe he's just made up... digitally animated... a computer... a figment of my immagination.

Tarkan and I don't connect. It's not a two way street. When I talk to family and friends we connect and exchanged.

It's the same with God. It's a one way street. One deluded indiviual. One nonexistant being.

... just like Tarkan.

Deep and Dark Colors

I realize today that I only wear four colors to work...

Black. Red. Grey. Purple.

Maybe one day I'll throw a green or blue in there some day.

The Great Search For Wii Games

I spent my entire lunch looking for two Wii games today. The first was Goldeneye 007 Wii and Pikachu's Pokepark. One's mostly for Mike. One's totally for me.

I thought it'd be simple. I'd go to Toys R Us, get the game, that'd be it.

Nope.

Creepy Toys R Us guy is all like "Nope, those games both got pushed back." No freaking way. Pokemon should have come out Monday and there's no way they pushed this shit back at the last moment. Oh and Toys R Us guy was total mouth-breather, going on about how he has a Master's in Biology.

So I went to Wal-Mart and there was a spot for the game and everything. But no game. "Fuck me," I groaned. I asked the guy and he was all confused and such. No Pikachu (no spot either) and no Goldeneye.

Just as I was about to leave he finds the game and luckily decides to try and ring it up. It comes with a shirt too... more on that later.

So now I want Pikachu's Pokepark. Where else? I try GameStop. The guy there says he's never even heard of the game and also says that Goldeneye wasn't there either because they didn't get it in the mail. What ... the... fuck...

So finally, with like 5 minutes of my lunch break left I try Best Buy. Hallelujah! They fucking had it. And I only came back 15 minutes late from lunch.

So now onto the shirt... It's stupid. It's white and has a top hat on it and reads "Cheater." Mike explained it to me bust still...

I suggested to Meg that we mail it off to Oklahoma with a note to Lance saying, "Thinking of you. Love, Jay."